I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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