Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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