so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My feet surprised me
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