Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We have started to decorate penises.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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