Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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