What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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