i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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