Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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