Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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