U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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