I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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