Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Randomize
