he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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