I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Dear god my vagina.
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