According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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