honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
that's an acceptable place to lick
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
my liver is dry heaving
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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