Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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