these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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