idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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