I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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