On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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