Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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