I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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