you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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