he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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