will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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