Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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