Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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