Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm both gender and math confused
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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