I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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