guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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