FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
