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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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