how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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