Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning

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(214): View more from Texas

I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.

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(858): View more from California

while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go

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(518): View more from New York

I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?

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(937): View more from Ohio

I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.

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(914): View more from New York

Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here

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(908): View more from New Jersey

A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.

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