You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten