Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.