i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
ok first of all what the fuck
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