No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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