My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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