If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
