a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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