awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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