my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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