just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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