so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just blew my weed a kiss
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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