So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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