so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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