is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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