It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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