she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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