My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You're breaking my sexual little heart
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
