you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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