that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
