is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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