May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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