I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
where are my eyebrows?
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