Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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