she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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