they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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