You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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