Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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